The Nonsensical Hootnanny Thread

Deleted Posts: 0	The Nonsensical Hootnanny Thread Oct 8, 2013 20:09:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2013 20:09:48 GMT You can think that ally you want.

Deleted Posts: 0	The Nonsensical Hootnanny Thread Oct 9, 2013 2:20:36 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2013 2:20:36 GMT How can I think ally? What in green hell is thinking ally?

Deleted Posts: 0	The Nonsensical Hootnanny Thread Oct 9, 2013 5:59:29 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2013 5:59:29 GMT Ha you picked up on my new word. Congrats.

Grandmthethird
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The Nonsensical Hootnanny Thread Oct 9, 2013 11:18:13 GMT

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Post by Grandmthethird on Oct 9, 2013 11:18:13 GMT

DO you fart in bed? IF THIS STORY DOESN'T MAKE YOU CRY FOR LAUGHING SO HARD, LET ME KNOW AND I'LL PRAY FOR YOU. THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS. THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR. EVERY MORNING... SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER HE COULDN'T STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT. THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT. THEN ONE CHRISTMAS DAY MORNING, AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE TURKEY FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE INNARDS, NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE PARTS, AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME TO HER. SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS SOUND ASLEEP AND, GENTLY PULLING THE BED COVERS BACK, SHE PULLED BACK THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND OF HIS UNDERPANTS AND EMPTIED THE BOWL OF TURKEY GUTS INTO HIS SHORTS.. SOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH HIS USUAL TRUMPETING WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM AND THE SOUND OF FRANTIC FOOT STEPS AS HE RAN INTO THE BATH ROOM. THE WIFE COULD HARDLY CONTROL HERSELF AS SHE ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER EYES! AFTER YEARS OF TORTURE SHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOT HIM BACK PRETTY GOOD. ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME DOWNSTAIRS IN HIS BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS WITH A LOOK OF HORROR ON HIS FACE. SHE BIT HER LIP AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT WAS THE MATTER. HE SAID, 'HONEY YOU WERE RIGHT.' 'ALL THESE YEARS YOU HAVE WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU'. 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN?' ASKED HIS WIFE. 'WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD END UP FARTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED. BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD, SOME VASELINE AND TWO FINGERS. I THINK I GOT MOST OF THEM BACK IN!

Is there a long line of stupid in your family history.
Or are you the first?

Deleted Posts: 0	The Nonsensical Hootnanny Thread Oct 9, 2013 14:47:20 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2013 14:47:20 GMT @grandm No comment. kbo Don't try and pass it off as a new word. You clearly screwed up.

Deleted Posts: 0	The Nonsensical Hootnanny Thread Oct 9, 2013 15:48:17 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2013 15:48:17 GMT Grand M that's strange. Lightz believe what you will.

Deleted Posts: 0	The Nonsensical Hootnanny Thread Oct 9, 2013 17:58:17 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2013 17:58:17 GMT kbo I will believe what I'll believe. Which is the truth.

Deleted Posts: 0	The Nonsensical Hootnanny Thread Oct 9, 2013 20:32:45 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2013 20:32:45 GMT Lightz don't make me laugh. No seriously don't I can't be bothered. No I am not Kaz.

Deleted Posts: 0	The Nonsensical Hootnanny Thread Oct 9, 2013 21:01:00 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2013 21:01:00 GMT Not sure how to respond to that.

Deleted Posts: 0	The Nonsensical Hootnanny Thread Oct 10, 2013 6:23:32 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2013 6:23:32 GMT You don't that's the whole point.

Deleted Posts: 0	The Nonsensical Hootnanny Thread Oct 10, 2013 6:49:18 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2013 6:49:18 GMT Sod off.

Deleted Posts: 0	The Nonsensical Hootnanny Thread Oct 10, 2013 14:30:42 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2013 14:30:42 GMT This again?

Deleted Posts: 0	The Nonsensical Hootnanny Thread Oct 10, 2013 17:02:47 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2013 17:02:47 GMT Yup.

Deleted Posts: 0	The Nonsensical Hootnanny Thread Oct 11, 2013 18:34:40 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2013 18:34:40 GMT Looks like I won.

Deleted Posts: 0	The Nonsensical Hootnanny Thread Oct 12, 2013 7:38:01 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2013 7:38:01 GMT In your dreams.

Deleted Posts: 0	The Nonsensical Hootnanny Thread Oct 12, 2013 8:05:54 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2013 8:05:54 GMT Drats. Foiled again.

Deleted Posts: 0	The Nonsensical Hootnanny Thread Oct 12, 2013 20:51:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2013 20:51:55 GMT English please.

Deleted Posts: 0	The Nonsensical Hootnanny Thread Oct 12, 2013 21:30:08 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2013 21:30:08 GMT Drats, déjoué à nouveau! Better?

DevilSaturn 1st Dan 初段 And I am the reaper Posts: 186	The Nonsensical Hootnanny Thread Oct 13, 2013 18:11:30 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DevilSaturn on Oct 13, 2013 18:11:30 GMT Lol, what?

Deleted Posts: 0	The Nonsensical Hootnanny Thread Oct 13, 2013 20:00:20 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2013 20:00:20 GMT Again English please. DS Lightz is having a hissy fit.

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